She's the result of consuming one JoJa cola too many - complete brain death. She'd be a zombie but Morris saw Shaun of the Dead and thought that she would be more gainfully employed behind a cash register.
Are all mystery meat from Joja are made from human meats? I don't get eating human meats in any circumstances, unless there are no other alternatives. Humans are one of the most wasteful animals in term of energy expenditure. They take a long time to grow, and gain more fat than muscles, pigs actually have lower fat percentage and only take around 3-6 months. On average, pigs and cows should provide more meats than humans. Plus, due to how closely our DNA are to each other, diseases can transfer through eating human meats are a lot easier than eating non-human meats. Prion diseases are often found in cannibal tribes. I doubt Joja mart can afford such a lawsuit. Maybe they would just cut her up into pieces and feed it to the pigs before processing them for meat.
There's a twist! Secretely, JojaMart Redhead was a foreign spy hired by both Pierre and his old ties in the CIA. Mr. Morris, a former KGB agent whose heart was still in the Motherland, suspected her from the very beginning. Thus began his morbid plan to feed Joja Redhead to Pierre directly. The next time he went into his shop to spread JojaMart coupons and Communist propaganda, he gave Pierre a cordon bleu made of someone very special...
......So if JojaMart/Gus start selling special roast meat / hamburger / meatballs spaghetti.... .....beware. Or don't. It may be delicious as heck?
Look into the bubbling cauldron my child... For you seek a hidden answer you may feel like staying here forever.... For i am... MORRIS!
Morris: Just Kind Of There. With all due love and respect to CA, Morris is the weakest part of the game - two cut scenes and one odious letter? Weak.
It's obvious that the future Maru built this android and sent it back in time to protect her younger self from JojaNet. If she were to talk, her Austrian accent would be a dead giveaway.
Given how Joja is a play on CoCa, I would say that Morris is more likely a capitalist pig than an honourable soviet, Pierre is very likely with the reds, trying to keep the market free and for the people, thus Stardew Valley is free of the clutches of capitalists, for now.
I was going to ask you why the hell you thought Maru was Austrian, but then I realized you were just doing Terminator.
so Maru is John Connor, Robin is Sarah Connor, and Demetrius is...Kyle Reese? What is Sebastian, then?
Not bad at all... *Strikes head with a piece of wood and grabs sebby while drinking coffee and speeds off* Bye bye sucka!
He's an angsty emo twerp still living in his mom's basement with a bong. YOU KNOW WE DON'T WANT HIM BACk, RIGHT? YOU CAN KEEP HIM! WE DON'T MIND!