Redhead in Joja Mart

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by DukeOfRiven, Mar 29, 2016.

  1. Ghostly Fox

    Ghostly Fox Heliosphere

    Never seen any of the Terminator movies because I can't seem to tolerate sitting through most movies. That said, given that most AI go rogue because the humans they observe are kind of all assholes, I tend to feel somewhat bad for any AI character.

    Also, not from personal experience but according to various cannibals, human flesh tastes like either pig, veal, or venison. Factors are attributed to age, lifestyle and possibly sex of the victim.

    ....I might have had a phase where I was obsessed with cannibals. I was ten, don't judge me.
     
    • zcsnightmare

      zcsnightmare Scruffy Nerf-Herder

      Slather up someone in honey BBQ sauce, toss em on the grill until they're a perfect medium, sprinkle some fried beer battered onions on top and I'm down for cannibalism.

      Just hold the toemato
       
      • WATERTHOOOOOSSEE

        WATERTHOOOOOSSEE Phantasmal Quasar

        CA will fix him in the next update twerp!

        *Also steals Leah*
         
        • Jumboshrimp

          Jumboshrimp Cosmic Narwhal

          You should try empty out the blood first, by cutting on the side of the body and press down. Humans are full of bacteria, so you should avoid eating them raw, even medium could be dangerous. The best way to cook them would be well-done. I would avoid eating the intestines and the brains.

          Medically speaking of course, being a medical student and all.
           
          • zcsnightmare

            zcsnightmare Scruffy Nerf-Herder

            Well, of course. Especially the brain part.

            I mean look at the horrendous complexion zombies have. They definitely need to look into a better diet and lotions. Maybe Jessica Simpson can sell them some Proactive.
             
            • Jumboshrimp

              Jumboshrimp Cosmic Narwhal

              Brain is really high in cholesterol, it wouldn't be good for your skin and blood pressure. Proactive is a bunch of craps, I used it and it didn't help with my teenage years.
               
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              • Ghostly Fox

                Ghostly Fox Heliosphere

                I don't think anything improves being a teenager.


                ...Oh, you mean the acne...
                 
                • zcsnightmare

                  zcsnightmare Scruffy Nerf-Herder

                  Mutagen, ninjutsu, and turtles do.
                   
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                  • Ghostly Fox

                    Ghostly Fox Heliosphere

                    That depends on whether you want to live in the sewer.

                    (Which is either where the redhead lives or the break room.)
                     
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                    • zcsnightmare

                      zcsnightmare Scruffy Nerf-Herder

                      What if...(dun dun dun!)...she's also the Queen of the Sauce! Unable to completely leave her old reporting days behind while she lays low from a notorious criminal clan, she finds substitution in sharing recipes, but it's also a means for coded messages!

                      If ever we see 'turtle soup' as a recipe, she's definitely in danger. We can save her with a wooden mallet, which is kind of like a hockey stick stung by bees.
                       
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                      • Ghostly Fox

                        Ghostly Fox Heliosphere

                        This is starting to sound like a (bad) crossover fanfiction.
                         
                        • Trifoilum

                          Trifoilum Cosmic Narwhal

                          does the Queen of the Sauce give us pizza recipe? THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A CODE.
                           
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                          • crazygreggy

                            crazygreggy Phantasmal Quasar

                            I think Shane supplied the pizza recipe..... unless he's in league with her. He did work as a shelf packer at JoJa mart.<cue sinister music>
                             
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                            • Caudyr

                              Caudyr Black Hole Surfer

                              You can also buy it from Gus, can't you...?
                               
                              • crazygreggy

                                crazygreggy Phantasmal Quasar

                                Not the recipe but certainly the food stuff.
                                 
                                • Caudyr

                                  Caudyr Black Hole Surfer

                                  No, I'm fairly certain I saw the Pizza recipe on Gus's merchant list yesterday when I was playing...
                                   
                                  • crazygreggy

                                    crazygreggy Phantasmal Quasar

                                    OK. Cool then. I'll keep an eye out for it there as well.
                                    EDIT: OK, just checked the Wiki - Shane gives the player a pizza as a gift through the mail, not the recipe. Must have bought it from Gus then.
                                     
                                    • SmaugBaggins

                                      SmaugBaggins Existential Complex

                                      She is your old girlfriend
                                       
                                      • DukeOfRiven

                                        DukeOfRiven Giant Laser Beams

                                        Darlene? Nah, man, Darlene was a blonde - and she's shacked-up with some Vasser-skank in Philly now anyways.
                                         
                                        • SmaugBaggins

                                          SmaugBaggins Existential Complex

                                          xD mine was a redhead maybe its a clone :7
                                           

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