Community Starbound Rhyme / Poem Thread

Hi Starboundian bros, I am here with some rhymes and I hope you throw down with me!


GLITCH CHaRACTER
I'm just a Glitch in the system
Random planets don't expect me so when I arrive its an issue
for the local inhabitants who I tear through like tissue
Got a robotic itch that comes up with the wickedest notion
that I'll take over the world peacefully using the word
'til another alligator with twenty eyes from outerspace assaults me

CRITTERS
Peaceful critters fill the land,
they seem to get along so well
I can't stand the sight! So I make their nest my next homesite
I land like a twenty story tall helicopter and blow them away
Scattered and mystified the rabble are dispersed
And I, the one twenty story tall helicopter, live on

Bring it to me friends, any rhyme will do. Eminem or Barney let's here your song!

 

i circle worlds with guns ablazin
swingin swords at critters grazin
i snag phat loots then on i go
in a pink tutu with a dog named joe

 

The vast universe
Full of bright colors it is
It dazzles the sight

Gheez, it's hard to write a haiku properly in an occidental language which is not your native one. I hope i didn't miscount the syllabes.

 

what is the plan here?
we got this far by pants seat?
confidence erodes.

 

Jonesy Jonesy
You Kangaroo! You try to kill the rhyme thread and think you can leave us dead with just one move to fan fiction -- aka no man's land?
Hah!
Give us your best shot! The word is mightier than the sword and we're all equipped with repeaters
I keep the fire in me don't make yourself regret me
Having to spit hot lava upon you
You Kangaroo!
To the General Discussion we'd like to be buoy'd!
You Kangaroo!
Take this opportunity to avert a flame war that covers this world in ashes from the mighty rage of lyrical masters suppressed to the eerier land of Fan Fiction!

 

jonesy, oh jonesy
tried to kill our thread
jonesy, oh jonesy
made us angry instead
jonesy, oh jonesy
youre in for a ride
jonesy, oh jonesy
youd best go and hide

 

nah guy. im just teasin ya. sorry if it didnt come across that way. i guess i should of put a at the end. the typed word doesnt transmit the "way" i say it.

 

MOVED TO FAN FICTION

 

tvk, oh tvk
tried to kill our thread
tvk, oh tvk
made us angry instead
tvk, oh tvk
youre in for a ride
tvk, oh tvk
youd best go and hide

 

Hehe, never!

 

Ooh, kill em'.

 

Starbound is game
Not one that you could call lame
Start small, pickaxe in hand, mining up some copper
But all of a sudden your rescue call finds another?
A penguin UFO, looking like a MOFO
Comes in to land, flicking up the sand
You clench your fist, get ready to fight
Arrow shots whiz all through the night
Then finally the fight comes to an end
The alien penguin is indeed dead
A molten core, rises from the ashes
Then all of a sudden a meteor crashes...
"MY HOUSE!"
"Oh wait no it landed on his house... lol noob"

THANKYOU VERY MUCH! lol

 

Shall I

To Ore or Or Not, that is the question--
Whether 'tis more winning to mold a new sword
The most effective weapon to cut down my enemy
Or to take Arms into the surface's jungles
The best way to fill my belly.

 

Florans are Red, Hylotl are blue
Don't come anywhere near me Fishface
Or I will ssstab you.

Ssstab.
Ssstab you.
Ssstab.
Ssstab you.

*drops the bass*

 

My Glitch gear brings all the boys to the yard!
And my spaceship, is medieval style!
Damn right, It's medieval style!
I could teach you, but I just f***en died.

 

crazy robot glitch can't stop talkin':

Straight forward motion never stopping my orbit is tight like how the planet stick to the ocean with rhymes deeper than any submarine I trash devils when I see 'em peeping through the seam of another zombie virus infected fiend and blood stains trail behind with the smell of propane cuz there ain't no one to blame when I leave the whole colony in flames duh no survivors means there's no one to blame so Scotty hook me up with that beam and we'll head to another planet and deliver our sting.

 

Hylotl wander around in a town
Their skin is yellow, green, and sometimes blue
But then a Floran comes up with a frown,
Kills all of them and take their pixels too.
The Floran walks away, himself unharmed
Until he meets a monster on its way
It bites him in the face when it's alarmed
He needs to rest and heal for the day.
The floran jumps up out of his green tent
And takes it to adventure somewhere else
But runs into a human barbed wire fence
And puts on bandages to heal himself.
This Floran was before a friend of mine
The character wipe made sure to end his time.

(Shakespearean sonnet)