The Chucklefish Clash! Brand New Server Hunger Games!

I'm thinking about legs now (too lazyto find Mettaton's legs).

 

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Hello, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome back to our practically biyearly show! When we last saw our contestants, there was some real heartbreak! I wonder what's going on now. Camera Man John, zoom in on that action!

Oh but before we cut, we have a special event for our brave contestants, we decided to throw them a feast! I wonder who'll come!

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Literally no one came! Oh come on guys, the food's not that bad. We had cake and everything and- Oh, oh stop the presses. I've just gotten word that (Wait, really? That many?) Uhh, four of our contenders decided to... off themselves. Huh... well this was an uneventful episode. Not even a paragraph of information! Yikes, our ratings are going a bit too low. UHHH DOUBLE EPISODE SPECIAL!

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The rabbit and lemon both disguise themselves as a rabbit and a lemon in the bushes respectively, waiting for wandering adventurers. And they wait... and they wait... and wait... God uhh, let's check up on the others! DMG has gone hunting! *gasp* They've spotted a rabbit! Will they go for it? N-no, they just... they just walk by. Fuck cut to Zelda, the hero of time must be doing something cool. Ah no, he's just sitting and thinking. Jesus do something the commercial breaks are longer than the episodes now. TRIPLE EPISODE SPECIAL!

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Oh my god yes, murder! Zelda brutally hacks the deadly rabbit to death and Zelda has begun to feast on the rabbit's raw, bloody- Jesus that's too gory even for us, cut away! Cut away!

So that's it, folks! Down to our final three! Who wins? Who loses? Place your bets, it's gonna be a doozy!

 

Wow the animal gang got hit with a massive nerf :O

Finally somebody killed the unkillable, slightly disappointed it wasn't a death by holy hand granade (holy hand hatchet?)

 

Lemon Grab will obviously win!

I have a feeling that the neurotoxin gas from a few pages ago found its way into the food for the feast.

First Zelda killed the Ruin, which was hard enough. But now the impossible has been done - The Rabbit has been slain!

I can't wait for the next episode. Also, will there be another season of Chucklefish Clash once this one is over?

 

Overcome by the grief of murdering my beloved Emperor, I plunge the knife into my heart.

I hope DMG wins.

 

Really? Why, thank you

 

I'm telling ya man, animals are still the darkhorse of this game and you are the only animal left, of COURSE we're rooting for you

 

Awww

I'll make a cuddlefest once we're finished

 

Yep! Not directly after but soonish (after I pry myself free from the death grip Skyrim has me in that is) So happy you guys are enjoying this!

 

Umm... are contestants accepted for the next one? It'll allow you to fly back into skyrim on mirmulnir that your lvl100 legendary conjugation mage redirected and controlled

 

What mods do you use?

 

I bet DMG for no reason.

 

Aww, you guys are adorable

 

Oh stop it you!

 

Contestants will be accepted for the next one, but just not right now. And pfff, conjuration is dumb!!11!!!1!!!!!11 #DestructionSupremacy

Cat like khajit, wizard hat, witch broom, witchcraft, a mod that adds poison apples, a mod that adds purple eyes, realistic glasses, etc. etc. Literally anything that lets me better play my sona like the basic ass furry I am.

 

I recommend the Mour follower mod, she's a little b****y but she's really helpful.

 

I can't wait to see the winner of the chucklefish clash!

 

No-one cares about Lemon Grab

 

Because he's de- oh shit I mean, NEW CHUCKLEFISH EPISODE COMING SOON LIFE HAS ME SWAMPED

 

I vote lemon grab, because random