The Riddle Parlor

Smartie....Yep you got it, now you lead off with the next riddle.

 

What is the longest word in the dictionary?

 

.... I'll wait and see if someone else figures it out

 

Which dictionary? There are chemical compounds that are so complicated if you were to refer to all of their parts in a single word (Like how water is also dihydrogen monoxide) it can reach hundreds if not thousands of letters - but most of them aren't in average dictionaries.

 

It's a simple word xD

 

Wow...well allow me to simplify the equation.... "Dictionary"

 

Well, that isn't the answer I was expecting but I guess it is correct xD
I would "smiles" because there's a mile between each "s"

 

You know..I was caught between the both of those and couldn't decide if it was that or you were putting a twist on the words.

 

Well... you're free to shoot a riddle xD

 

Ok What jumps higher than a building?

 

Nobody?

 

Um, well... buildings can't jump?

 

That doesn't answer the question...

 

Ah screw it, I'll call it as a win, they can't jump, so EVERYTHING jumps higher than them....ALL OF THE THINGS!!

*Ahem* You have the floor Mr. Zebe

 

if buildings don't jump, do you even know how high they can jump? that's the real question here
Was NOT expecting this... uh... time for an easy one!


You must take a right turn. If left is right, what is right?

 

Okay I'll be honest that one IS tough

 

If @Left is right, right is wrong and the sky is purple. c:

 

Correct! Right is @Wrong! Your turn! finally someone solved this hah

 

Oh, i didn't expect it to be that simple.
Um, i don't have a riddle.
i like foxes c:

 

Would you like me to put one up for you?