Toaster People

Discussion in 'NPCs and Creatures' started by RainbowPotatoBird, Mar 6, 2012.


Do you think the toaster people would be a good addition?

  1. Yes

    9 vote(s)
  2. No

    3 vote(s)
  3. Maybe (specify why in a reply)

    0 vote(s)
  4. Toaster people? Are you kidding me? (This option could be interpreted both ways)

    5 vote(s)
  1. RainbowPotatoBird

    RainbowPotatoBird Void-Bound Voyager

    Yes, you heard right. Toaster People.
    This is just sort of a suggestion I'm coming up with now as I write this topic, so hopefully it won't suck. If it does, feel free to reply saying what you dislike about it.

    The basic concept of this is people. That are toasters. (Shocking, I know :rolleyes:)
    Whether or not they would be people with toasters for heads, or just plain toasters, I'm not entirely certain. YOU DECIDE ^.^

    Where are they found?
    They would be found on their home world, a planet that is a toaster, DUH!
    Several of these planets would be found scattered through the galaxy, each with it's own different race of toaster people, all of which do something a little different.
    Also, there would be 'Toaster Pirates' floating through space that would attempt to raid your ship, and you could have the basic fight or flight response to that. Or just submit and let them take your stuff.

    What would their technology be like?
    Depending on what races of toaster people you encounter, it could be varied. There could be toaster people that are still doing tribal dances worshiping a toast god, and some could have more advanced technology than you. Who knows, they're toasters, after all.

    What purpose would they serve?
    They would probably have some sort of food-supplying capabilities, seeing as they are toasters, so if you could establish trade with them (assuming all of this stuff (food and trade and stuff) is added), then you could trade with them to get food like toast. Because they are toasters.

    Anything else?
    No, but I will add more stuff to this thread as I think of it. Tell me what you think!
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  2. Opirian

    Opirian Subatomic Cosmonaut

    Toaster People? (quick dirty sprite)
    Toaster Man.png
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  3. RainbowPotatoBird

    RainbowPotatoBird Void-Bound Voyager

    D: ITS
  4. WrathPhoenix

    WrathPhoenix Former Staff

    Its insane... on awhole new level. I love it.
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  5. RainbowPotatoBird

    RainbowPotatoBird Void-Bound Voyager

    Thank you for your feedback. :D
  6. Jaber

    Jaber Pangalactic Porcupine

    Amazingly, I have sprites for this.
    I don't even know.
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  7. RainbowPotatoBird

    RainbowPotatoBird Void-Bound Voyager

    Impressive, impressive.
  8. Opirian

    Opirian Subatomic Cosmonaut

    Toaster Puppy?
    Toaster Puppy.png
  9. RainbowPotatoBird

    RainbowPotatoBird Void-Bound Voyager

  10. Opirian

    Opirian Subatomic Cosmonaut

    Toaster God? (animated)
    Toaster God.gif
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  11. WrathPhoenix

    WrathPhoenix Former Staff

    Thanks to Jenny - - -

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  12. Starbound

    Starbound Void-Bound Voyager

    Do they attack by shooting burnt toast at you? :p
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  13. RainbowPotatoBird

    RainbowPotatoBird Void-Bound Voyager

    Perhaps, it would be like shooting garbage at your enemies though, seeing as burnt toast would be exactly that to them X3

    This is also a very impressive sprite, although I envisioned the toaster god being a toast. Or perhaps that could be the toast god. I don't know
  14. Opirian

    Opirian Subatomic Cosmonaut

    Mind Control VIA toast to skull?
    Mind Control Toast.png
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  15. Combine_Kegan

    Combine_Kegan Phantasmal Quasar

    That is incredibly silly.
  16. RainbowPotatoBird

    RainbowPotatoBird Void-Bound Voyager

    Or maybe if you eat the toast? :3
  17. Opirian

    Opirian Subatomic Cosmonaut

    Avatar for RainbowPotatoBird
    Toaster Man Avatar.png
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  18. RainbowPotatoBird

    RainbowPotatoBird Void-Bound Voyager

  19. Ghostar

    Ghostar Steakeater

    I think I'm on the THAT side of the internet again... and I love it. >:D Community, you never fail to amuse me!
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  20. RainbowPotatoBird

    RainbowPotatoBird Void-Bound Voyager

    OMG A MOD POSTED ON MY THREAD :D *cries tears of joy*

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