What if?

Hoohoo boy, with all the cool forum games here I'm a little surprised this isn't around yet(or had it been?)...

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Example
Poster 1:
What if chocolate rain?

Poster 2:
Then all the plants get diabetes.
What if, if what?

Poster 3:
Then tacocat racecar.
What if hand dryers actually dispense bacon?
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Without further ado, here we go!

What if HAND DRYERS ACTUALLY DISPENSE BACON!?

 

Then we would use bacon as currency.
What if we use bacon to pay for goods?

 

then we would prank people by touching them

what if we couldnt wash grease out of clothes?

 

Then we would have very dirty clothes.

What if floran were real?

 

than the rate of people stabbed would go up

what if we are alone in the universe?

 

Then it's a very small universe.

What if we were shark people?

 

Than we would have to keep swimming.
What if purple

 

The I would conquer all of humanity and create a perfect world.

What if we were all collectively tripping on oxygen?

 

Then people would try to ban oxygen

what if people stopped thinking i was an eldritch being?

 

Then you'd be an office worker

What if I hug you all?

 

then i'd feel loved

what if i touch spagoot?

 

Than you get the noot.

?What if fi tahw?

 

Then you uoy nehT

What if I were omnipotent?

 

Then you'd know the answer to my question:
What if bidoof and arceus were breeded?

 

What if I had a cute fez?

 

Then you wouldn't be top snek any more.
What if everyone had eight arms?

 

Then moms could multitask
What if lvl 100 mega lucario used aura sphere on a lvl 1 bidoof?

 

Then the lucario would be shocked when the abiding kills them.

What if I could save time in a bottle?

 

Then you could create restore points and go back in time if you make a mistake
What if floran take over universe?