What if?

Then I would have a lot more fun then I do now.

What if we're all figments if Ronald Reagan's imagination?

 

Then we'd be in a movie about presidents and political debates
What if the cultivator was actually tiy and after he captured the ruin he retired as programmer, not got diminished of his powers.

 

Then I would travel the universe with a nova gal and an android outlaw.

What if I gained omnipotence?

 

Then you would already know the answer to that question.

What if a star wars battlefield started happening in low earth orbit?

 

Then we would join in by firing nukes and attack jets at them.

What if I powder my cockatiel for the ribcage slaughter?

 

Then someone would use it to hit the crap out of someone.

What if Spongebob Squarepants never created?

 

Then that unending show with dozens of seasons will be wiped from existence and we'll all be happy

What if starbound's development permanently ceased?

 

Then no bounty system.

What if aliens come to Earth?

 

Then first contact with the rest of the sentient race in the universe, formation of the Protectorate, Ruin happens, the planet gets blownup, yadda yadda yadda. Most of us already know how that will go down.

What if Halloween lasts a whole month?

 

Then being fat would be more acceptable.

What if I had a cute hat?

 

Than i would like your hat more

what if i didnt disapear for a week?

 

Then people won't welcome you back after dissappearing.

What if TV Tropes never created?

 

Then more internet memes.
What if it's the holes in Swiss cheese that give it flavor?

 

Then people wouldn't make holes so big that there wasn't any actual cheese

What if I was eating pie?

 

Then you'd be less hungry.

What if I stole that pie?

 

Then he'd be more hungry.

What if science is fiction?

 

Then magic is reality.

What if I burned everyone?

 

Then no one would be left.
What if no one lived elsewhere?

 

Then it would be very crowded
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What if I had more mustache cream for my tottaly real mustache?