What if?

Them it would be luxurious and flowing.

What if I was covered in knives?

 

Then I would get stabbed. What if everybody got hugs?

 

Then the chestburster population would sky rocket.

What if I could control syrup?

 

Then you would be the mascot of a syrup company.

What if the world was covered with butter and maple syrup?

 

Then I would make the World Greatest Butter-Maple eating contest.

What if Earth is truly flat?

 

Then I cats would've pushed everything off it.

What if Earth completely froze all of a sudden.

 

Frostpunk would gain massive popularity.

What if the sun had a face and feelings?

 

Then it would have appeared in Rick and Morty

What if a car gained sentience while in a carwash?

 

Then it's first memories would be those of pleasure.

What if?

 

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what if I disappeared for a few months?

 

Then many of us would be sad.

What if Latin was widely spoken around the globe?

 

Quam facile intelliget

What if I could throw potatoes with the force of a slightly stronger person?

 

Then you could make a very niche mashed potato making business.

What if it rained upside down?

 

no one's gonna stand around getting their pants wet

what if Earth was as vast as the universe?

 

Then we probably would treat it like space and wonder if anyone is living on the other side of the world.

What if everyone spoke to each other in the same voice they use to talk to babies?

 

Then we would al be nicer! Yes we would, yes we would! Look at you, you little cutie!

What if we all had robot pets?

 

Then the world would be exactly the same because we're living in that universe, just look at roombas!

What if robots invented humans instead of the other way round.

 

if robots made humans, then i'd probably have nightmares about what the robots' toasters looked like

what if everyone was very soft?

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Then hugs would be more common.

What if I had four legs?

 

Then they will sell two pairs of shoes, instead of one.

What if the humans needs CO2 to breath and not O2?