Witch's Witch Brew!

I put in an impossible object.

 

Well, how come I did it then?

 

I throw in a couple heretics for good measure. They seem to be chanting that they must boil, but they may be hypnotized.

I throw in a plate of spaghetti, and a hexaflexamexagon.

 

"Oh no! The spaghetti has tangled into the hexfelxamexagon!
Now those ingredients are gone!"

 

I add 1 crack cocaine.

 

I add 100 dead bodies.

 

"Over there, there was a Necromancer,
With those bodies, you could've romanced 'er."

 

I throw in a police officer, a bed, and some shoes.

 

SUGAR PEAS!

 

I add Seananners.

 

I put in a cup and-

[immediately yanks it back up and travels back in time with the cup's content]

 

I add in a-
Yee.

 

"With the bed and bacon, and I know I wasn't asked,
but with this you could make a bed and breakfast!"

"Both a vegetable and a sweet?
No other food has this beat!"

"You must be bananners!"

"From the future? Where's your hover craft?"

 

I add peanut butter from an alternate reality.

 

I add my birthday cake.

 

"Now that's the key!
Something from another reality!"

"And this a great potion will make,
a slice of tasty birthday cake!"

 

I add a miniature sentient butter golem.

 

I add air I made solid.

 

"In the heat and blaze and swelt,
poor golem he has melt!"

"Solid air? Really?
That must be quite chilly."

Oh damn, post 100,
and the thread isn't dead!​