Witch's Witch Brew!

One high capacity rechargeable neodium battery.

 

"Ah, a delicious meal!
Add that in so the drinker may heal.
Loaves of bread,
wake the drinker from the dead,
To stop the edges of his screen from becoming redder,
add in a slice of cheddar.
Healing waters to help him cool,
be caught without a healing potion and you're a fool.
And last but not least, to make sure the drinker is smitten,
we throw in a tiny... KITTEN!?
NO! BAD! GO! NO MORE POTION FOR YOU!"

"Well, considering people have been adding nukes and everything under the sun,
I'm sure this could feed everyone."

"I despise when magic and tech is mixed!
It is unnatural!
Also look into getting that sig. fixed."

 

You say everything under the sun has been added, well, time to add the sun.

 

I add a Samsung Galaxy Note 7, some Pepsi, and a pleasant dream.

 

In that case, can you add my travelling companion Lethamyr to the brew? I'm sure that would make...uh...interesting things happen? Probably tear open a multi-realital rift.

 

"Roar the fire,
raise the power higher,
another ingredient to make this potion numba one,
just add in the literal fucking sun.
Let's make sure we're on the same page,
you do realise you just caused an ice age."

"To give this potion some explosive power,
Add in a Samsung to make all them cower!
A Pepsi Max to take this spell to the max,
May all who drink this get the axe.
But die in pain they will not,
for to complete our scheme,
we'll add in a pleasent dream."

"Look, buddy, this cauldron is big,
but you can't use it as a mass grave, ya dig?"

 

I add in some fire, the number "one", an Ice age disc, we already have enough explosives in there, an axe, a cauldron and a mass grave.

 

I add in a shovel and r2d2

 

What about my arm? Can I add that?

 

I set the cauldron in the migratory path of some lemmings.

 

I add a walrus' tusks.

 

This brew must have at least a few dozen ingredients in it by now.

I think it would be better with some salt and pepper. All food tastes better with seasoning.

 

I drop in a still beating heart, two bees, a bowl of cereal and soup, a burning sword, your wallet and some gunpowder.

 

I add a bed and all the races from starbound.

 

I add miniature pancakes

 

I add the blue rectangle.

 

"Fire tongue, ball of fur,
sprinkle some stars and begin to stir.
Plume of smoke and dash of sass,
mix it together to get my ass!
The Witch has risen, more later than soon,
but he has arrived to brew a boon.
So send in your ingredients, your mixes and tricks,
To spell a spell of a quick fix."
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Yes, I have returned with my sub-par rhymes! I miss doing this, let's continue!

 

I drop in a random person's wallet, his brain and a flashlight.

 

"Where you acquired such things I dare not question,
I'll just take those from you without further mention.
They say there's no curse more potent than a dead man's breath,
I imagine dead man's brains will probably cause death."

 

to contribute to the cat's brew, i present a hat or two!