Wizard battle!

I cast Corrupt Thoughts! Your concentration is broken by the thought of boobies! (or dicks. whichever you prefer)

 

Your attack is negated by biology. Not only am I a cyborg, I'm also not human. Such thoughts are processed and cataloged as irrelevant.

 

I cast banish everything, you're all sent to oblivion, feel free to continue your fight there.

 

With the Tet destroyed the plot of Oblivion is negated. We continue our fight in the real world.

 

I meant the realm, not the game.

 

I don't believe that even went over your head, I think it just went straight through.

You are decapitated.

 

I reform behind you. "YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH!" I teleport you into the void and disappear.

 

I cast Fill, filling the void with random items and now it cant be the void because its full!

 

You're not in there, it's just Blue in there.

 

Read the rewlz. I cast rewlz. You have been ruled.

 

I summon WV. He hates rulers, specifically kings.

 

I create a stone fist and smash WV,

 

I cast Stone to Flesh on the fist and Flesh to Stone on WV, bam, the fist is hurt!

 

I cast redirect pain on the fist. Who's hurting now?

 

I cast accusation.
YOU ARE!

 

I bamboozle you into casting it on yourself.

 

I cast endorphins to kill the pain!

 

I summon a wall made of gaming PCs playing the latest games! DISTRACTION!

 

I cast Blue Screen of Death, breaking the PCs.