I retort by poking out of my Troll Shield momentarily to fire off a barrage of exploding murder crows.
Mbad! Sleep too late! I badly translate your next attack with the power of Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal!
Trollshielded due to Color Synergy! (The trolls that comprise the shield have all different colors of blood.) I summon a trio of phantom samurai.
I take advantage of this with a COLOR SYNERGY using my Violet Blast. The violet blast's COLOR SYNERGY with your purple deals extra damage.
Hm. My COLOR SYNERGIES won't work, so I cast Pop-O-Matic-Vrillyhoo strike. I then follow it with Grimdarkness!
Take this *Immediately fire Valkyrie cannon/Armageddon* *cannon decides to implode instead rendering the user unconscious*