Wizard battle!

I cast Caturday Surprise, whatever next 3 posters conjure will become tiny kittens in adorable hats instead

 

I conjure sandstorm! But every grain of sand turns into a kitten.kittens are flung everywhere.

 

I cast eldritch summoning. While the creature may become a kitten, it's eldritch nature creates an abomination of non-Euclidean life.

 

(Aren't normal cats pretty non-Euclidean to begin with?)

I cast buff delay, kitten effect +2 post duration!

 

I cast repeat trap! Your insistence on cats results in magical backfire in the form of turning you into a kitten!

 

Oh my gosh I am now a tiny kitten with a adorable hat. My life is complete.

*leaves the fight satisfied without casting anything*

 

I freeze everyone except Tyle.

 

I throw Skaia, LOMAX, Prospit, Derse, LOWAS, LOLAR, LOHAC, LOFAF, LOTAK LOMAX, LOCAH and LOPAN at the battlefield!

 

I cast the dog days, causing everything summoned on the battlefield to be dogs.

 

I cast fireball, the dog days spell turns it into a flaming doggo bomb!

 

I dump my Witch Brew on everything to put the fire out!

 

I cast lightning bolt at the spilled brew to electrocute everyone!

 

I cast absorb electricity and use it to attack you

 

I summon my flesh golem in front of the bolt; he absorbs it to grow more powerful and attacks you.

 

I cast dissolve flesh

 

Being a lich my flesh is vestigial, I cast death Ray!

 

I can spell deflect!

 

I conjure a spell shattering arrow and fire it at you, breaking any wards in place!

 

I cast Disco Dancing Lights, causing the battlefield to break out in a rave party with INTENSE BOOGIEING!

 

I cast Curse of Left Footedness, all the dancing is terrible!