Wizard battle!

I summon Clear Skies, no hurricane

 

I cast Disco Dancing lights! Everybody get down!

 

I cast Reverse Gravity, now everybody is getting up!

 

wait wouldn't this be other topic instead of general forum?

 

I cast logic removal. Cease your thinking!

 

eh no. commonly denied anti-magic man.

 

I execute some bullet-hell patterns involving lasers, energy pellets, chickens, and rubber duckies.

 

I cast change game difficulty, now there's only like, 1 bullet shot in the wrong direction.

 

I cast die.

 

jokes on you 9 lives

 

your cast is rejected.

 

I summon an Iron golem possessed by the lawful Good spirit of Ronald Reagan. Reagan smash!!!!!

 

I summon near-infinite doomed-timeline copies of myself. We then all fire a thunderbolt.

 

I use my magic to turn the the bolts into rain

 

My clones fire a multitude of explosive chickens.

 

I transform them into KFC buckets

 

I cast catsting, transforming everybody into a cat! (at least partially.)

 

I cast dominate beast to control all the cats and order them to commit suicide.

 

I cast Rolling Eye, spawning an eye-boulder that reflects projectiles!

 

I cast Eye Roll, I roll my eyes so hard the boulder rolls away in embarrassment!