Wizard battle!

I started this thread! But you plunged the forums into chaos! Now it's time to put you down!

I summon the Dullhullen!

 

I cast thread necromancy!

 

I decide to get physical and make a majestic flying dive, but being freshly reduced to a gory mess blood and other owl bits rain down upon the battlefield instead. Everyone affected gets a free bloodlust buff!

 

I cast the strongest spell known to me at the time: Fire VII.
Wait, maybe I should have brought out the black hole again...

 

I'm just flying over the battlefield, watching, judging, occasionally lightninging the area.

 

I cast Summon Lightning Rod, your strikes hit it and miss me! Muhaha

 

I cast redirect spell, moving the lightning rod spell's focus on to you.

 

I use knock on the gates of your mind(my d.m let me do this before so it works here) I then throw a pencil in. Now, occasionally, either a:you think of pencils for a moment or b: a memory gets a pencil placed in it.

 

I deal emotional damage while nudging the pencil deeper in.

 

Adorn my head a crown of flower,
flow through me the ancient power,
lift my spirit and give it flight,
dance I shall through the night,
take me to their minds and dreams,
using the unholiest of means.
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I astral project into my mind and take the pencil out.

 

I cast Mind Blank, preventing you from leaving your own mind!

 

Hah jokes on you! I lost my mind when you casted Mind Blank meaning your Mind Blank has nothing to effect so it dissipates and I'm free to escape!

 

Okay then, I cast magic missile!

 

I cast Reflect, it reflects your missile!!

 

I also cast reflect! And I warn you, I'm awesome at Pong!

 

I open a portal to the nether-world and simply remove the missile from play!

 

I summon a demon through the portal! Behold mighty Baal!

 

I use common sense! Baal ceases to exist.

 

I cast weird! Your sense is warped by insanity!

 

I run a level 4 diagnostic and reboot my personality from the most recent backup. Ha! Computer magic.