Can you do me a favour?

I would, but we are out of stock of chewing gums. Come back tomorrow.

Do me a favor and change destiny of humanity.

 

From now on humanity should do good.

Which means I am useless now so let the game continue. x_x

 

I would, but the dice are rolled, the cards are played. It's over, man. At least we tried to have a good run *brohug*

Do me a favor and create a new universe, this time with less assholes.

 

I would, but there are too many of them

Could the np ninja me?

 

I would, but this is edited in post.

Do me a favor and go defeat the dragons.

 

I would, but they brought me snacks.

Do me a favor and buy me a scarf?

 

I would, but the dragons burned down the scarf store

Could you do me a favor and do us a flavor

 

I would, but the flavors I cook up often got Habanero Chilis in them and you'd probably die.

Do me a favor and stop the western world from going totally insane.

 

i would, but i'm not god

do me a favor and fix this other forum website i like to go to

 

I would but I broke it in the first place

Do me a favour and give me your soul

 

I would, but i have none

do me a favor and get me a sandwich!

 

I would but I ate it

Do me a favour and give me a "pearl necklace"

 

I would but the clams won't give me their pearls

do me a favor and get these clams to give me their pearls

 

I would, but I think what you need to do is check some oysters instead.

Do me a solid and push the button.

 

I would, but it says "DON'T PUSH"

Do me a favor and slap me for being stupid

 

I would, but you pushed the button and blew us up

Do me a favour and give me super powers.

 

I would but having glorious robo-tits is power enough.

Do me a favour and educate @NexusTheBrony on what a pearl necklace is

 

I would, but I am not qualified to do this.

Do me a favor and get me out of the jail.

 

I would, but being a new member on here is tiring.

Do me a favor and make a game for fans to enjoy.

 

I would, but I have no models
Do me a favor and feel welcomed to the forums.

(Welcome to the forums!)