Defend Yourself!

Hey! They're actually "Vintage" katanas, I'll have you know. People are less likely to use them if they're "vintage".

Np are my cheese wheel.

 

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I am not your cheese wheels – I am the highway.
I am not your carpet ride – I am the sky.

I am not your blowing wind – I am the lightning.
I am not your autumn moon – I am the night… the night

Next poster shot the sherif.

 

Well, yeah. But at least I didn't shoot the deputy.

I am the deputy.
NP uses random capitalization.

 

wRong! i Am NoT caPITAlisT pIG!

That next poster is a spy!

 

Only spies say that.

The next poster is right behind me.

 

No, that's mistake. I'm home, however, you've got some dirt on your back.

The NP is lost child of Elvis Presley.

 

I'm not that old actually.

The next poster steals cattle down in New Mexico.

 

How dare' ya, gringo! I'll challenge ya to duel! May our pistols tell the truth!

The NP is friend with darkness.

 

I am the darkness.

The next poster is a GLA general.

 

GLA are a bunch of sissies next to me.

The next poster played the Game of Thrones.

 

Well, wezterose is mine.

The np released Lord malgus

 

I didn't have nothing to hunt, and this guy was the only choice. LET THE GREAT HUNT BEGIN!!

The NP can travel to the uknown worlds.

 

MU MUSTER 3! HERE I COME!

the np made the thread asleep.

 

Not my fault. I'm not responsible for thread's tiredness.

The NP scared me!

 

You damned well should be! Because...

The next poster is the Batman.

 

I am not batman , I am the Phoenix
I accuse the np for hiding my flash drives when I needed them.

 

My alternate kleptomaniac found them.

The np ate my burnt to the center chocolate chocolate chip cookies.

 

No my Freddie did that, I can't have anything with gluten in it.

 

Well, I don't have to defend anything. Jilly, no offense but you're not the greatest at following these games.

I accuse next poster of stealing the Plutonium!

 

I didn't steal plutonium, doc brown did because his Delorian broke.