Player 2 is asked by player 1 to do a favour. Player 2 doesn't want to and comes up with an excuse as to why they can't do the favour. Player 2 then asks for a favour. The goal is to come up with creative and hilarious excuses to not do a favour. Exmaple: Player 1: "Do me a favour and wash my car" Player 2: "I can't because both my hands were broken in that terrible snooker accident. Someone do me a favour and walk my dog." Okay let's start! Do me a favour and cook for me.
I would but all my cleaning supplies were confiscated when the police raided because they thought I had an illegal juggling ring set up. Do me a favour and buy me a new coat.
I would but my vehicle was taken from me by a group of dik-diks. I tried to get it back but they drove it off a bridge and now it's lost in the ocean. Do me a favour and get me some cold medicine.
I'd like to, but I already got the CIA breathing down my neck for the thing, you know. Do me a favour and pour me a beer.
Every single beer I poured was too hard to resist. I am now locked up in a research center figuring how a person can survive a blood-alcohol level above 8 per mille. Do me a favour and dispose of the 46 empty tankards I drank.
I would but I was blinded during a secret test flight of an advanced spacecraft. Do me a favour and help me stay awake tonight.
I would, but I really don't know you long enough for my methods. Do me a favor and help me win the 2020 United States presidential election.
I would but I can't decide between Giant-Douche and Turd-Sandwich Do me a favor and help me decide. (sorry if the reference is unknown)
I would, but what is philosophy? Can the feeble human mind even properly define it's greatest feat? Do me a favor and give me a hug.
