[Forum Game] 500+ Emu Genocide

It's beeen 86ish years since the Great Emu War. The methods devised for segregating the Emu Menace from the rest of Australian society have failed.
The Emus have moved into the cities, bought homes, started families near, and're stealing the jobs of annoyed Australian people.

ＴＨＥＳＥ　ＥＭＵＳ　ＭＵＳＴ　ＢＥ　ＰＵＲＧＥＤ！！！

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The Drill: Each Emu is to die a horrific, (or nice), death and you get to choose however that Emu dies. One Emu per post. We'll start from Emu #500 and count down from there. Okay? Let's go!

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Emu #500 died from eating tidepods.

 

Emu 499 died from stepping on a landmine.

 

Emu #498 has died of dysentery.

 

Emu #497 was burned at the stake for witchery.

 

emu #466 has been buried in a pile of sticks

 

Emu #465 didn't believe the sticks would break his bones

 

Camel #464 died when a straw broke its back.

Wait. Lemme try that again.

Emu #464 died when a stick broke its back.

 

Emus #496-467 fore some reason haven't died yet(sorry for messing it up)

They died from abandonment I guess.

 

Emu #643 was turned into a sub-par barbecue!

 

Due to being overburdened, Emu #462 fell downstairs onto the cockatrice corpse it was wielding and got turned to stone.

 

Emu #461 faded into the long dark...

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Emu #460 got his head beheaded after messing around with a middle eastern country.

 

Hmm... I guess no one continues it, I think I am going to continue myself.

Emu #459 got crushed by a gate when an armored titan breached the wall of Maria of the district of Shiganshima.

 

after reading a cursed scroll of teleportation, emu #458 used their ring of teleport control to send them to dungeon level -6 and promptly fell to their death.

 

Emu #457 has been called by its maker.

 

Emu #456 got mocked to death.

 

uh oh, emu #455 got cancelled and now youtube has demonetised their channel!

 

Emu #454 was fishing in the river, suddenly a storm came in, and the river got over flooded. RIP emu #454.

 

Emu #453 is me!

After a long time of drinking milk. Emu #453 used the flight ocarina included in Zelda to teleport to the secret dungeon in its house. Turns out
a lot of Stardew Valley slime over the level of 99 attacked it.
Grave located in: Emu #453's house: Living Room: Secret Dungeon of DOOM: Teleportation Route to the Stardew Valley Universe

Last Words:
This is why kids dont watch grown-up movies! ​

 

Emu #452 mock Trump on Twitter. The next day, a nuclear warhead was launched to his home. The news then stated it was an accident...