[Forum Game] 500+ Emu Genocide

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by BigEaredKittens, May 23, 2018.

  1. BigEaredKittens

    BigEaredKittens Master Astronaut

    It's beeen 86ish years since the Great Emu War. The methods devised for segregating the Emu Menace from the rest of Australian society have failed.
    The Emus have moved into the cities, bought homes, started families near, and're stealing the jobs of annoyed Australian people.



    The Drill: Each Emu is to die a horrific, (or nice), death and you get to choose however that Emu dies. One Emu per post. We'll start from Emu #500 and count down from there. Okay? Let's go!


    Emu #500 died from eating tidepods.
    Last edited: May 23, 2018
  2. Jake9039

    Jake9039 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Emu 499 died from stepping on a landmine.
  3. Tyle

    Tyle Existential Complex

    Emu #498 has died of dysentery.
  4. BigEaredKittens

    BigEaredKittens Master Astronaut

    Emu #497 was burned at the stake for witchery.
  5. Jake9039

    Jake9039 Pangalactic Porcupine

    emu #466 has been buried in a pile of sticks
  6. BigEaredKittens

    BigEaredKittens Master Astronaut

    Emu #465 didn't believe the sticks would break his bones
  7. ruddthree

    ruddthree Phantasmal Quasar

    Camel #464 died when a straw broke its back.

    Wait. Lemme try that again.

    Emu #464 died when a stick broke its back.
  8. Jake9039

    Jake9039 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Emus #496-467 fore some reason haven't died yet(sorry for messing it up)

    They died from abandonment I guess.
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  9. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Emu #643 was turned into a sub-par barbecue!
  10. Bonabopn

    Bonabopn Fluffiest Squirrel

    Due to being overburdened, Emu #462 fell downstairs onto the cockatrice corpse it was wielding and got turned to stone.
    Last edited: Jun 17, 2018
  11. Milosz3107

    Milosz3107 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Emu #461 faded into the long dark...

  12. Daikon Ocelot

    Daikon Ocelot Spaceman Spiff

    Emu #460 got his head beheaded after messing around with a middle eastern country.
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  13. Daikon Ocelot

    Daikon Ocelot Spaceman Spiff

    Hmm... I guess no one continues it, I think I am going to continue myself.

    Emu #459 got crushed by a gate when an armored titan breached the wall of Maria of the district of Shiganshima.
  14. Bonabopn

    Bonabopn Fluffiest Squirrel

    after reading a cursed scroll of teleportation, emu #458 used their ring of teleport control to send them to dungeon level -6 and promptly fell to their death.
  15. Daikon Ocelot

    Daikon Ocelot Spaceman Spiff

    Emu #457 has been called by its maker.
  16. Daikon Ocelot

    Daikon Ocelot Spaceman Spiff

    Emu #456 got mocked to death.
  17. Bonabopn

    Bonabopn Fluffiest Squirrel

    uh oh, emu #455 got cancelled and now youtube has demonetised their channel!
  18. Daikon Ocelot

    Daikon Ocelot Spaceman Spiff

    Emu #454 was fishing in the river, suddenly a storm came in, and the river got over flooded. RIP emu #454.
  19. averystuff

    averystuff Poptop Tamer

    Emu #453 is me!

    After a long time of drinking milk. Emu #453 used the flight ocarina included in Zelda to teleport to the secret dungeon in its house. Turns out
    a lot of Stardew Valley slime over the level of 99 attacked it.

    Grave located in: Emu #453's house: Living Room: Secret Dungeon of DOOM: Teleportation Route to the Stardew Valley Universe

    Last Words:
    This is why kids dont watch grown-up movies! ​
  20. Daikon Ocelot

    Daikon Ocelot Spaceman Spiff

    Emu #452 mock Trump on Twitter. The next day, a nuclear warhead was launched to his home. The news then stated it was an accident...

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