[Forum Game] 500+ Emu Genocide

Emu #451 took a long walk off a short pier...

 

Emu #450 tripped while running downstairs and carrying a metal-tipped umbrella, getting their throat impaled in the process.

 

Emu #449 died, and he never knew that there was a continue button.

 

Emu #448 died from shock realising the reference in Emu #450's death.

 

Emu #447 got splatted flat after drinking sap from a South American tree.

 

Emu #446 got disturbed by Emu #445 to death.

 

Emu #445 was killed when a bunch of hand drill-wielding female Emus that are currently awaiting for chicks drained and drank his blood until he bled out.

 

Emu #444 tried to do some necromancy, but the real necromancer called them out on it and ordered a court for defamation. The emu loses it and is put to death by skeletal authorities.