Traditional That One Shopkeeper Glitch

Before I start, first upload from my phone! Here's hoping it goes well.



She was the third shopkeeper in a shopping center I was building - one race per store - and she was quite a shock to behold. Aside from me giving the NPC a few one liners about back pain, she was fairly active while the shopping center was being built. Afterwards... well, to be blunt, she hardly moved an inch from her store. I tried near everything in my pacifist power to get her to move; at the most she complained about the holes in her store before running back up there and standing still again.

After a while of this song and dance I "fired" her and "hired" a new Glitch shopkeeper - a lore-friendly way of saying "I took the deed off the wall and slapped it back on a bunch of times".

Here's hoping she's not someone's mannequin (or worse)

 

Quite a "shock" indeed...
"Running back up there" is a SIGHT to behold...
Heh I'd slap those "goods" all the time not just a bunch...
Anyone would examine those "goods" carefully = w=
Since they're all old-age style...wise men once said... " We may not be the Flintstones but I can make your bedrock" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)



E: She's going to the wagon crew

 

Ironically enough, all but one shopkeeper were female.

 

No one would refuse to buy, hell even "check" their goods especially these ones ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


E: Even my game's been infected...


hehe..."Jug"gling ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

E:



She wants a Glitch dude...now that type of uhh interspecies collidus will be shocking...and she'll prolly die...from the shock...

 

Things are progressing...not sure If this is good or nah or weird...but 100% bizarre
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E: Nope, mission failed...

 

Eh, compared to Ironmail - I think that was her name - they're pretty B-cup.

 

Took me at least 30 times to get a female tenant for office furnitures...

 

Yep this has gone downhill real fast...

E: Although many would stare at that abyss ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Now what is this...


E: this is like instagram vs reality

Except many would like to charge themselves on those double batteries ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

I never seen her in the vanilla. What race is she?

 

It's a cutebound version since the whole cutebound mod tends to break my outpost
I downloaded the separated parts that changes THE race only not the ones on the outpost...
Even this one is a cutebound version
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vanilla version of me

 

Oh, so that's a Glitch.

 

Yeeh and the outfit I have on the vanilla one is the casual, while the one I have here is from the Felin mod...

 

Oh, I see. It looks pretty nice to be honest.

 

Don't mind the place just focus on her "thoughts"... hehe JUGGLING...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)